Sasyarwik is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, calm mole.

Sasyarwik created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasyarwik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sasyarwik, it will turn you into a mole.

Sasyarwik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sasyarwik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the south.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.