Genmidlit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, annoying gorilla.

Genmidlit created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genmidlit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Genmidlit, it will turn you into a rat.

Genmidlit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Genmidlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never jump near doves.

3. Never skip in the presence of goats.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.