Waplapnanvabmitnullcatfag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, calm wyvern.

Waplapnanvabmitnullcatfag created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waplapnanvabmitnullcatfag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Waplapnanvabmitnullcatfag, he will be very unhappy.

Waplapnanvabmitnullcatfag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Waplapnanvabmitnullcatfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away if three geese approach from the south.

4. Never feed coconuts to moths while wearing fawn stockings.

5. Never eat strawberries.