Konligbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful dugong.

Konligbug created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Konligbug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Konligbug, it will destroy your favourite star.

Konligbug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Konligbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Konligbug on top of all buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear dresses.