Cadcebrul is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish armadillo.

Cadcebrul created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadcebrul, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cadcebrul, he will strike you with lightening.

Cadcebrul's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cadcebrul's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sharks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not take Cadcebrul's name in vain.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.