Gettaildissbat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying goose.

Gettaildissbat created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gettaildissbat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gettaildissbat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gettaildissbat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gettaildissbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gettaildissbat on top of all buildings.

5. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the east.