Femsispak Litrigtif is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish fairy.

Femsispak Litrigtif created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Femsispak Litrigtif, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Femsispak Litrigtif, she will send minions to preach to you.

Femsispak Litrigtif's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Femsispak Litrigtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not take Femsispak Litrigtif's name in vain.