Dangedarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair ant.

Dangedarn created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dangedarn, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dangedarn, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dangedarn's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dangedarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never eat green fruit.