Yamlaknelsaskapwattit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak coyote.

Yamlaknelsaskapwattit created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamlaknelsaskapwattit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yamlaknelsaskapwattit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yamlaknelsaskapwattit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yamlaknelsaskapwattit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue scarves.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the south.

5. Respect your elders.