Busrotgid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow walrus.

Busrotgid created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busrotgid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Busrotgid, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Busrotgid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Busrotgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.