Gedyarlgan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent hummingbird.

Gedyarlgan created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedyarlgan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gedyarlgan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gedyarlgan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gedyarlgan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Always take life seriously.