Ligfadvad Gessvogomt Appmobteen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, effective raccoon.

Ligfadvad Gessvogomt Appmobteen created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligfadvad Gessvogomt Appmobteen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ligfadvad Gessvogomt Appmobteen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ligfadvad Gessvogomt Appmobteen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ligfadvad Gessvogomt Appmobteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.