Cadyakbodtip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy shark.

Cadyakbodtip created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadyakbodtip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cadyakbodtip, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cadyakbodtip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cadyakbodtip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Cadyakbodtip on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Worship no other gods but Cadyakbodtip.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.