Cunlarpnad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty raccoon.

Cunlarpnad created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunlarpnad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cunlarpnad, she will turn you into a frog.

Cunlarpnad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cunlarpnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Never talk about swans.