Buggepnullopnanwig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring lizard.

Buggepnullopnanwig created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buggepnullopnanwig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Buggepnullopnanwig, he will come to you in dreams.

Buggepnullopnanwig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Buggepnullopnanwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Put Buggepnullopnanwig first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always look after injured geese.