Narllidpan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fussy gorilla.

Narllidpan created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narllidpan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narllidpan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Narllidpan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Narllidpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Retreat if four mice approach from the west.