Stikbop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, staggering clam.

Stikbop created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikbop, it will send minions to preach to you.

Stikbop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Stikbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stikbop.

5. Respect your elders.