Wigcanbag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest crocodile.

Wigcanbag created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Wigcanbag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wigcanbag, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wigcanbag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Wigcanbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never jump near tapirs.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.