Kabbapdag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciless deer.

Kabbapdag created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbapdag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kabbapdag, she will not care at all.

Kabbapdag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kabbapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide if eight swans approach from the north.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.