Artbestgep is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, grumpy bee.

Artbestgep created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Artbestgep, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Artbestgep, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Artbestgep's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Artbestgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed gooseberries to snakes while wearing yellow jumpers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Always look after injured turtles.