Negnuttweg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient newt.

Negnuttweg created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negnuttweg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Negnuttweg, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Negnuttweg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Negnuttweg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.