Quatlipyattmegzigkon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient squirrel.

Quatlipyattmegzigkon created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatlipyattmegzigkon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quatlipyattmegzigkon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quatlipyattmegzigkon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Quatlipyattmegzigkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Do not take Quatlipyattmegzigkon's name in vain.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Worship no other gods but Quatlipyattmegzigkon.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.