Japlidrowtad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong mongoose.

Japlidrowtad created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Japlidrowtad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Japlidrowtad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Japlidrowtad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Japlidrowtad's Holy Commandments

1. Japlidrowtad loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the east.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never laugh in holy places.