Wikzogkar is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking lion.

Wikzogkar created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wikzogkar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wikzogkar, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikzogkar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wikzogkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Never paint your neck brown.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look at nebulae.