Lityikcarweemantim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful zebra.

Lityikcarweemantim created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lityikcarweemantim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lityikcarweemantim, he will come to you in dreams.

Lityikcarweemantim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lityikcarweemantim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.