Sanhudlarpmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witless dragonfly.

Sanhudlarpmeg created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Sanhudlarpmeg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sanhudlarpmeg, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Sanhudlarpmeg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sanhudlarpmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near badgers.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sanhudlarpmeg on top of all buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.