Gabmisnigfun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring jackal.

Gabmisnigfun created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabmisnigfun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gabmisnigfun, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gabmisnigfun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gabmisnigfun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.