Fartifbog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable dingo.

Fartifbog created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fartifbog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fartifbog, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fartifbog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fartifbog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fartifbog on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Fartifbog loves eagles, so they must be honoured.