Davtettivid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever butterfly.

Davtettivid created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davtettivid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Davtettivid, it will be mildly annoyed.

Davtettivid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Davtettivid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Davtettivid.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. You must love Davtettivid.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always obey Davtettivid's priests.