Rigdimcip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Rigdimcip created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigdimcip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rigdimcip, it will turn you into a plant.

Rigdimcip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rigdimcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest mauve.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Rigdimcip loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never pour water over plants.