Dagzannul is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid wren.

Dagzannul created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagzannul, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dagzannul, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dagzannul's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dagzannul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never laugh near porpoises.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dagzannul on top of all buildings.