Honbagbus is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow hare.

Honbagbus created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Honbagbus, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Honbagbus, it will have a low opinion of you.

Honbagbus' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Honbagbus' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not eat bananas.