Davbapnur is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tiresome salamander.

Davbapnur created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbapnur, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Davbapnur, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Davbapnur's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Davbapnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Davbapnur on top of important buildings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not stand on grass.