Sandtitsugkamyokdapbit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ruthless fish.

Sandtitsugkamyokdapbit created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandtitsugkamyokdapbit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sandtitsugkamyokdapbit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sandtitsugkamyokdapbit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sandtitsugkamyokdapbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms yellow.

2. Never wear fawn tights.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Never hurt shrews.