Dibnablibvig Cutkanbarn Moncabtab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able goblin.

Dibnablibvig Cutkanbarn Moncabtab created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Dibnablibvig Cutkanbarn Moncabtab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dibnablibvig Cutkanbarn Moncabtab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dibnablibvig Cutkanbarn Moncabtab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dibnablibvig Cutkanbarn Moncabtab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Retreat if seven doves approach from the east.

5. Do not hurt turtles.