Fenwegvog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered dingo.

Fenwegvog created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenwegvog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fenwegvog, it will turn you into a frog.

Fenwegvog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fenwegvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.