Tomnegbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm wolf.

Tomnegbam created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomnegbam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tomnegbam, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tomnegbam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tomnegbam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Do not take Tomnegbam's name in vain.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Tomnegbam's priests.