Pombotfab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable unicorn.

Pombotfab created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Pombotfab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pombotfab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pombotfab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pombotfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Do not make images of living things.