Barnstragcim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish deer.

Barnstragcim created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Barnstragcim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Barnstragcim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Barnstragcim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Barnstragcim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Run away if four horses approach from the north.

3. Never feed gooseberries to mice while wearing white kilts.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.