Man is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic gnu.

Man created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Man, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Man, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Man's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Man's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to aardvarks while wearing fawn shirts.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never skip in the presence of bats.

5. Never talk about fire.