Cidpitont Tonyattrow Larnpiblam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring giraffe.

Cidpitont Tonyattrow Larnpiblam created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidpitont Tonyattrow Larnpiblam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cidpitont Tonyattrow Larnpiblam, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cidpitont Tonyattrow Larnpiblam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cidpitont Tonyattrow Larnpiblam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.
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