Danyarttonnar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, loving warg.

Danyarttonnar created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Danyarttonnar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Danyarttonnar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Danyarttonnar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Danyarttonnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away if seven geese approach from the west.

3. You must love Danyarttonnar.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Never paint your feet yellow.