Rulsand is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic yak.

Rulsand created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rulsand, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rulsand, he will be very sad.

Rulsand's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rulsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Pray towards the south.