Bissvinhug is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud ant.

Bissvinhug created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissvinhug, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissvinhug, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bissvinhug's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bissvinhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from indigo aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.