Listcaddam is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive mongoose.

Listcaddam created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listcaddam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Listcaddam, she will turn you into a snail.

Listcaddam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Listcaddam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never hurt squirrels.