Biftambid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered wolf.

Biftambid created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Biftambid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Biftambid, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Biftambid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Biftambid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Biftambid.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.