Butarmciphub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sapient camel.

Butarmciphub created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Butarmciphub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Butarmciphub, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Butarmciphub's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Butarmciphub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Butarmciphub's priests.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.