Nuttbastkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying alligator.

Nuttbastkon created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbastkon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttbastkon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nuttbastkon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nuttbastkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not eat nuts.