Damsagzig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous owl.

Damsagzig created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damsagzig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Damsagzig, he will not invite you to parties.

Damsagzig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Damsagzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Do not shave your arms.