Quafyartpas is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, annoying raccoon.

Quafyartpas created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Quafyartpas, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quafyartpas, it will not invite you to parties.

Quafyartpas' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Quafyartpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never sit near mice.

4. Never feed cherries to squirrels while wearing white boots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.